Oh, here’s an absolutely fantastic idea:
The federal Nuclear Regulatory Commission voted Wednesday to allow the Oyster Creek nuclear reactor in South Jersey to operate for another 20 years, rejecting claims made by opponents about risk.
Right, because the most densely populated state in the US really needed to have an aging nuclear reactor- one that was on its path to decommission- be green lighted to continue limping along for another generation of potential super heroes, just one magical-ooze-leak away from their dreams of becoming super teens. Really, who are these clowns?
Oyster Creek, located in Lacey Township , New Jersey , generates clean, safe and reliable power for almost 600,000 homes and has been doing so safely for nearly 37 years. We recently asked the U.S. Nuclear Regulatory Commission to renew the plant’s operating license through 2029. To learn more about the license renewal process please
quick, duck and cover!
“we’ve been doing so safely for 37 years”?! Thats the best you can do? We haven’t managed to annihilate the population of coastal southern New Jersey yet, so why not try for another 37?! Who’s in charge over there, fucking the Garden State’s very own Sarah Palin?!
You can estimate your own proximity to the laboratory of very bad ideas by cross referencing this handy dandy extreme closeup:
Couldn’t we have done THIS instead? It looks like so much more FUN!
Good Day and Good Luck,
Sunshine Superboy
